he said rawr as he bust a nut
trends women hate: men
the other day i saw two dead pigeons laying next to each other in the road and i made up a little pigeon romeo and juliet story in my head
white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
So when people leave, I’ve learned the secret: let them. Because, most of the time, they have to.
Let them walk away and go places. Let them have adventures in the wild without you. Let them travel the world and explore life beyond a horizon that you exist in. And know, deep down, that heroes aren’t qualified by their capacity to stay but by their decision to return."
if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic
"i love you, man."
"stay with me forever, man."
"fuck me hard in the ass, man."