I recorded this last night and I should have deleted it by Kurtis Conner
Hi I'm Katie and all my friends' moms describe me as, "bored and out of control"
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where is the video of nash grier crying
………..Kim K game getting a lil too real…..
me looking at priceless ancient art: this is good but where are the anime titties
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
i love the trend where people name their kids after things they can’t afford like “mercedes”, “chanel”, “bentley” etc because in a few years we gonna have a lotta infants named shit like “a college degree” and “rent”
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world