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Hi I'm Katie and all my friends' moms describe me as, "bored and out of control"
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me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
walmart cashier: sir for the last time
"Student loans are destroying the imagination of youth. If there’s a way of a society committing mass suicide, what better way than to take all the youngest, most energetic, creative, joyous people in your society and saddle them with, like $50,000 of debt so they have to be slaves? There goes your music. There goes your culture. There goes everything new that would pop out. And in a way, this is what’s happened to our society. We’re a society that has lost any ability to incorporate the interesting, creative and eccentric people."
David Graeber (via onlinegf) ←
Anonymous asked: Would you rather give birth to a cat or a dog?
cool monkey riding goat
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
make your child stop screaming or I will
Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee